You may have heard of him before, but you've never heard him like this. He's the coolest dude from the chilliest climate on the Southest Pole. Sometimes when he drinks too much eggnog he does Christopher Walken impressions. If you bring in a toy (or make a donation) for the SFFD Toys for Tots program, you'll get to sit on his lap and hear a dirty joke. Thanks to our customers' great (and filthy) sense of humor, we didn't have a single complaint last year, so we invited him back again....
Appearing at Green Apple Books on Sat.17th 2-4pm:
(otherwise known as comedian Will Franken). He'll be waiting for you.